Bruce Allen filled in for the vacationing Peter King and wrote todays Monday Morning Quarterback column for SportsIllustrated.com. As is usually the case when he talks to members of the media he didnt break any news but he did have an interesting story or two to tell.He tells the story of riding in the back seat of a car in 1964. In the front seat were his father George Allen, then the Chicago defensive coordinator, and legendary Bears coach George Halas. Halas turned around and said that he was going to teach the younger Allen, who was not yet 10 years old, his first cuss word."You can only use this word on a really bad person, someone you really hate or who did something very very bad." He then made me acknowledge that I understood, to which I responded: "Yes, Coach!" After what seemed like the longest minute ever, he turned around and said one word with an intensity that I had never seen: "PACKER." And then he added: "Don't tell your mom I told you!"One could see George Allen doing the same thing several years later with a kid in the back of his car with COWBOY substituted for Packer.Allen does take a few stands on issues, saying that he would be in favor of taking the names off of the back of players jerseys and among the five things he looks forward to is the NFL returning to Los Angeles.There appears to be a typo in one of the rule changes he would advocate making. In the article is says to Move the kickoffs back to the 40-yard line. All of this talk about eliminating the kickoff is nonsense.Kickoffs were moved from the 30- to the 35-yard line a year ago so it is a good guess that hes saying that they should go back to the old rule and kick off from the 30.A couple of lines later under rule changes hed like to see, Allen writes, Same as scoring plays, all turnovers should be automatically reviewed. Uh, the NFL passed that change at the league meetings in March.There are a few other interesting viewpoints in there, especially what Allen has to say about his boss. Its certainly worth a read for anyone who follows the Redskins.
On Monday morning, the Redskins made several new coaching hires official, including Jim Tomsula as the new defensive line coach.
Tomsula was out of football in 2016 after serving as the 49ers head coach for the 2015 season in which the team finished 5-11.
Despite struggling as a head coach, Tomsula gained an odd, if not heavy cult following. It made little sense considering he has the look and demeanor of someone who was put on this earth to coach football and coach football only. But through the glories of the internet came this:
The Jimmy Tomsula rap song.
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It's just a demo, and I suppose the full version could be out there somewhere since this song is over a year old. But there's something hypnotizing about 60 consecutive seconds of "Open up my shirt like im Jimmy Tom-Sula."
How long before we begin hearing this song at FedEx Field on Sundays?
The Redskins found two new coordinators - both in house - and Rich Tandler is more excited by the hires than JP Finlay. Listen as they break down the promotions, and talk Kirk Cousins.
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